I was having fun keeping up with the Trump cavalcade of chaos and confusion – largely Trump’s own confusion – on Youtube, and on one thread I found myself writing this limerick. I know I’m in the UK, but I feel I’ve hit on a truth:

‘There once was a MAGA in Maine

Who woke up one day with no brain

Thus he failed to notice

That the man he called POTUS

Was also, like him, quite insane.’